Wacky Commercial Declarations

Navage wants to know:  How do you clean your nose?  Hmmm, last I checked, it was either a tissue or handkerchief!  Does this contraption look like it might suck out your brain, eyeballs, AND your earwax? 

Mando suggests using this deodorant so that you won’t stink “naked”…What about the rest of the time?

The Clapper looks complicated, and what an eyesore! Installing a timer or using your Alexa app seems like less effort. Imagine having to clap first every time we want to use Alexa to turn off the light!

The Whopper

It takes two hands to handle a whopper!  Most sandwiches require two hands to eat it and not more than that.   A sandwich cut in half might be able to be held with one hand but that just seems awkward.

The Real Thing

It’s the real thing!  That could be interpreted in many ways.

Opinion Wrap